2014-09-11 - Everywhere Store
2014-03-27 - 032714
2013-12-28 - nuclear poetry
2013-08-04 - Food Network will eat itself
2013-03-06 - Fan Theory: Saved by the Bell is an exploration of mid-19th century American politics
2012-08-14 - Mrs. Potatohead
2012-05-25 - Classical
2012-04-10 - 4th & Vine
2012-03-16 - -
2012-01-09 - Dr Mario
2011-12-05 - Wrisky
2011-11-18 - More porches, less Porsches
2011-11-14 - Apprise, uprise
2011-09-07 - Downtownership
2011-08-20 - Prosperiteeshirts
2011-08-07 - Rainier
2011-08-04 - Glaze
2011-07-28 - ---.
2011-07-25 - Fulcrum, Full crumb
2011-07-24 - Way to Go, Wait To Go
2011-07-23 - susurrus
2011-07-22 - Jacquespot
2011-07-21 - Thor
2011-07-20 - Static
2011-07-17 - Tallest
2011-07-16 - Myrtle Falls
2011-07-15 - Chairs
2011-07-15 - Sunrise
2011-07-15 - Fingernails
2011-07-12 - Our own thing
2011-07-12 - Tree of Life
2011-07-09 - Galluppity
2011-07-08 - Advertithing
2011-07-03 - Gasoline on the Lawn
2011-07-02 - Schiudete
2011-06-30 - Love/love
2011-06-29 - Yep.
2011-06-28 - Don't Destroy the Night
2011-06-26 - Philip Larkin
2011-06-19 - Anne Cess Tore
2011-06-15 - Frabjous day
2011-06-05 - Is your neighbor a slut?
2011-05-25 - ---
2011-05-24 - Ignorthance
2011-05-24 - Double impresso
2011-05-23 - Stapler, stay pylori
2011-05-22 - Snow Day
2011-05-21 - This is the chair I want
2011-05-25 - ---
2011-05-18 - Stocking
2011-05-17 - Home Movies
2011-05-15 - Synergy
2011-05-10 - Product Plays Mint
2011-05-10 - HOW TO RUIN BASEBALL
2011-04-10 - Peanut Butter and Cello
2011-04-10 - In case you hadn't noticed, there's alot of colorful hooey on this board!
2011-04-05 - Forque
2011-04-02 - Cacheman
2011-03-20 - Low flow flower
2011-03-14 - Poseur Child
2011-03-11 - All over Oliver
2011-03-08 - Informer
2011-03-03 - Dirtbeige
2011-02-25 - Lush life
2011-02-24 - 1982 Masters Champion Craig Stadler
2011-02-21 - Udon succeed
2011-02-14 - NETSCAPE NOW!!!
2011-02-13 - In which I violate our agreement
2011-02-06 - -
2010-12-25 - DVD commentary
2010-12-10 - Jimpressive
2010-12-01 - Remember Runts candy?
2010-11-24 - Time Spandex
2010-11-15 - Remove Your Shoes: The Erotic Business Traveler Horror Fiction Quarterly
2010-11-12 - -
2010-10-25 - -
2010-10-19 - Halloweiner
2010-10-17 - Booger Academy
2010-10-14 - Eradicator
2010-10-10 - Barometric
2010-09-15 - World Series, bitches
2010-09-10 - Electricity, electric city
2010-09-10 - -
2010-09-09 - First crush
2010-09-07 - Veridian
2010-08-26 - -
2010-08-24 - Negatiffany
2010-08-12 - Spaghetti Box
2010-08-12 - Commodity, comma diddy
2010-08-10 - Partisan, part of them
2010-08-07 - Oriole aerials
2010-08-06 - Deconstructing \"The One\" (2003)
2010-08-06 - Food-related sports nicknames
2010-08-02 - Akronicity
2010-07-30 - Stethicalscope
2010-07-27 - On \"expertise\" and smugness
2010-07-26 - Spaghetti Huestern
2010-07-24 - Planet of the Drapes
2010-07-22 - Fortunaire
2010-07-20 - Pig in a Blanket
2010-07-14 - Burritornado
2010-07-09 - Pair of louse, perilous
2010-07-07 - Parasocial
2010-07-02 - Share if sheriff
2010-06-29 - Pizza peel, peace appeal
2010-06-28 - Speaking in Tungsten
2010-06-27 - Dangerous, Dane jour us
2010-06-25 - Chicken Pot Pai Gow
2010-06-18 - Gin and Protonic
2010-06-16 - In which I am a potential car thief
2010-06-10 - Nemesissies
2010-06-08 - Gator is the best nickname
2010-06-05 - Christmas Gift Recommendation
2010-06-04 - Fort Chin It, Fortunate
2010-06-02 - Eggs benediction
2010-05-30 - Ship to shore, ship too sure
2010-05-27 - Stranger Danger
2010-05-25 - Neighboorish
2010-05-20 - Parquet ticket
2010-05-17 - Treacherous, lecherous
2010-05-11 - Faux Toe Realist
2010-05-11 - Two words
2010-05-10 - Girls Gone Laura Ingalls Wilder
2010-05-07 - A brief review of mental health and baseball
2010-04-15 - Hobo Guacamole Hummus
2010-04-13 - You are worth it.
2010-03-16 - Relevance, elephants.
2010-03-14 - Statically significant
2010-03-10 - Wade Goodwyn Fan Club
2010-03-01 - Balanx
2010-02-13 - Ack.
2010-02-10 - In due coeurs
2010-02-04 - 0
2010-01-15 - Guardian Weasel
2009-12-14 - It's on the \"Meet the Deedles\" soundtrack
2009-12-13 - .
2009-12-13 - Town and country
2009-12-10 - Cargo cult
2009-12-07 - Record breaking broken record
2009-12-06 - Pistols and peppers
2009-12-03 - Right to piracy
2009-11-29 - Clem-on-Tyne
2009-11-26 - Sankatimonious
2009-11-25 - Limoncello, violoncello
2009-11-24 - Mr. Fahrenheit
2009-11-19 - Unrestored
2009-11-15 - Don't look her in the eye/ she'll break your heart
2009-11-11 - You forgot cranberries, too
2009-11-09 - Promise you are sorry
2009-11-04 - Cheque quiching
2009-11-02 - Apres ski, operaski
2009-11-01 - Fauxnetically
2009-10-31 - Pleasure tomb eat you
2009-10-26 - Consolation prize
2009-10-23 - The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder
2009-10-22 - Salubrious
2009-10-19 - Four Pizzas
2009-10-19 - Probably lives in Tahiti
2009-10-19 - ....
2009-10-18 - A bask of crocodiles
2009-10-13 - ...
2009-10-09 - Mood Swing Set
2009-10-08 - It may take you years to find out
2009-10-08 - Scheduled May tenants
2009-10-06 - ..
2009-10-06 - I really miss the US right about now
2009-10-04 - We had Thai food for dinner
2009-10-01 - -
2009-09-30 - Postcards from London - 7
2009-09-27 - Postcards from London - some number
2009-09-26 - Diplomath
2009-09-18 - ---
2009-09-07 - Postcards from London - 5
2009-08-27 - So ripped
2009-08-27 - Postcards from London - 4
2009-08-26 - Most coast
2009-08-22 - Postcards from London - 3
2009-08-21 - A quaint acquaintance
2009-08-19 - Postcard from Londoon - 2
2009-08-14 - Postcard from London - 1
2009-08-10 - Tied in naughts
2009-08-04 - monastic voyage
2009-08-03 - Kant always get what you want
2009-08-02 - Kinder, Gentler
2009-07-30 - It just seems like forever when he's around
2009-07-28 - Tomatomorrow
2009-07-28 - 7.
2009-07-22 - vello bello
2009-07-21 - Into intuition
2009-07-16 - Cyprus, cypress, cypression
2009-07-16 - 6.
2009-07-15 - Practicalitease
2009-07-14 - Tankruptcy
2009-07-11 - Cozen itt
2009-07-10 - Ryes and 'shine
2009-07-08 - LBO, elbow
2009-07-07 - An abler enabler
2009-07-07 - ware, were, wire, wore
2009-07-05 - Pralines, pray liens
2009-07-05 - Fargo, far gone
2009-07-04 - Tenterhooks
2009-07-03 - In dog years
2009-07-01 - Melon cholera
2009-06-30 - Automator, ought to matter
2009-06-29 - Fondue lock
2009-06-27 - Definite, defiant, finite
2009-06-24 - Mulltiverse, Mulled Tea Verse
2009-06-20 - Plaisance complaisance
2009-06-15 - Point no point
2009-05-31 - Kilogramophone
2009-05-24 - Tons o' snot (palindrome!)
2009-05-20 - Chump Rope
2009-05-17 - Raisin debtor, raison d'etre
2009-05-06 - Syntax, sin tax
2009-05-01 - Cloudbuster
2009-04-20 - Adventureland
2009-04-04 - Jobs
2009-03-30 - Reminders
2009-03-28 - 5.
2009-03-23 - Length
2009-03-16 - Elastic
2009-03-07 - Yawp
2009-03-03 - 4.
2009-02-24 - Gnat and tank, tonk and knot
2009-02-17 - ...
2009-02-14 - Told you, Toledo
2009-02-11 - Ambitionitivity
2009-02-05 - ..
2009-02-04 - What the hell is \"Tuscan chicken\"?
2009-02-04 - .
2009-02-02 - Off Track Betty
2009-01-31 - With club sauce
2009-01-27 - Unravel the raffle
2009-01-26 - Plaisance, seance
2009-01-24 - Dose does sode
2009-01-22 - Flip pants, flippant
2009-01-20 - Polk folk
2009-01-20 - Temporal, tempural
2009-01-18 - Stadium, tedium
2009-01-10 - The Reasoning for the Seasoning
2009-01-07 - Release the lease
2009-01-05 - -
2009-01-04 - Vied, divide
2008-12-18 - Exhale
2008-12-15 - Dimming Diminishing
2008-12-12 - Whiskey Whisk Key
2008-12-10 - Like You'd Likud
2008-12-09 - Stressed about desserts
2008-12-08 - Repaid in Diaper
2008-12-07 - Texas Texture
2008-12-06 - Drawer reward
2008-12-02 - Nihiltonism
2008-11-30 - Counterparty, Cow-Ant-Hare Party
2008-11-29 - Monocle, Mon Oncle; Lover, Louvre
2008-11-26 - Same as the old boss
2008-11-25 - No Waive, New Wave
2008-11-24 - Crudite Credit
2008-11-23 - Argonaut, Agronaut
2008-11-22 - Bob, Cob, Dob, Fob, Hob, Job, Lob, Mob, Nob
2008-11-20 - The Curium is Worse than the Diseasium
2008-11-18 - Works For Us
2008-11-17 - Pretenderization
2008-11-15 - Live and Let Die, Levain et Deux
2008-11-14 - If on a winter's night a Senator
2008-11-12 - Egretness thrust upon them
2008-11-11 - Value at Risque
2008-11-09 - Chrysanthemummification
2008-11-06 - The Confessions of St. Disgusting
2008-11-06 - Biodegradable Flatware: 4 STARS!!!
2008-11-03 - Stump speech
2008-11-03 - Vultures of Virtue
2008-11-03 - Sharpie, Shar-pei
2008-11-01 - 110108
2008-10-31 - Slurry
2008-10-30 - Noblesse Oblige
2008-10-29 - Obligation to the Goblination
2008-10-28 - The Prince of Everything that Sucks
2008-10-27 - Really good computer idea
2008-10-27 - Cathedrawl
2008-10-25 - Cumin-lative
2008-10-24 - It could be whores
2008-10-22 - Me for America, 2016
2008-10-20 - Ready or knot
2008-10-20 - Renovate, rhinovate
2008-10-19 - Proust goose
2008-10-17 - Fiasco
2008-10-16 - Heartbrake
2008-10-15 - Icon O'Clast
2008-10-13 - Whalien
2008-10-10 - Open Floor Plan, Opine Fluor Plan
2008-10-08 - Reader's Indigestion
2008-10-07 - Cowlick
2008-10-06 - Whereas, Juarez
2008-10-05 - Whole Gray Notes
2008-10-04 - To Find Out More
2008-10-04 - Seychelles Rachels
2008-10-01 - Training Wills
2008-09-28 - Mar y Nara, Marinara
2008-09-26 - A bit about
2008-09-22 - Pointed Sticks
2008-09-21 - I share Rose McGowan's love of the films of Billy Wilder
2008-09-20 - Plain spoken
2008-09-19 - Sarasota, share a sofa
2008-09-18 - Simple question
2008-09-17 - The Theventh Theal
2008-09-16 - Knowledge.
2008-09-13 - Love in the Time of Subprime
2008-09-01 - Frozen yoga
2008-08-27 - Form Or Years
2008-08-25 - New Drink for a Late 20s Drunk
2008-08-12 - Immanuel Kanteloupe
2008-08-11 - Know knew taxes
2008-08-06 - Chopsticks, shop chicks
2008-08-05 - A very special Blossom
2008-08-04 - Brown Gray Vee
2008-08-04 - Things Everybody Already Knows Everything About
2008-08-01 - Bring Your Anxiety to Work Day
2008-07-30 - Cannons, trumpets, tannins, crumpets
2008-07-20 - I hate Scrabble
2008-06-02 - Pinochle of Human Achievement
2008-04-14 - Howl of Deos
2007-11-09 - The color of my true love's
2007-11-06 - King of Hawaii
2007-10-14 - Not a rotavirus
2007-08-22 - Spaghetti Paul Getty
2007-08-02 - Ant stirring
2007-07-23 - Evillage
2007-07-15 - What would Mike Seaver do?
2007-07-14 - Orange zeus
2007-07-05 - Kwik-E-Martyrdom
2007-05-27 - Science is whatever we want it to be
2007-05-26 - Strumpet!
2007-05-18 - May Gnats
2007-05-14 - Quail: Wonderfowl?
2007-05-07 - Beasts of Boredom
2007-04-30 - Shrewth or Consequences
2007-04-29 - The priest said, \"Lettuce spray.\"
2007-04-10 - Wonder Years
2007-03-08 - I am all the beauty you will ever need in this world
2007-02-21 - Under Plessure
2007-02-19 - Sofa So Good
2007-02-08 - Tote-All-itarian
2006-12-31 - Textraordinary
2006-12-28 - Top 10 Most Exciting Wines of 2006
2006-12-27 - Jesterday
2006-12-21 - The Top Ten Albums of 2006
2006-12-20 - More Saved by the Bell garbage
2006-12-18 - Everyday papal
2006-12-15 - Boysen Pill
2006-12-10 - Osgood as Ingots
2006-12-05 - Soaps Tone
2006-12-04 - Dizazzle!ter Recovery
2006-12-01 - Zoose
2006-11-29 - Understdood up
2006-11-29 - The Story of Thanksgiving
2006-11-21 - Toest
2006-11-17 - Worts of Wisdom
2006-11-14 - Body by Skittles
2006-11-12 - Wellthy
2006-11-08 - Zack Morris: racist?
2006-11-03 - Lepht for Dead
2006-10-29 - Unser Tainty
2006-10-24 - For all Sea Sins
2006-10-23 - Bowelcony
2006-10-21 - Cotton Kennedy
2006-10-09 - Stare into the Maw of Eiffel
2006-10-08 - Got a yeti pregnant
2006-10-07 - Nobawdy nose
2006-10-02 - Tremoloaner
2006-09-28 - Devil with a Bleu Dressing
2006-09-27 - Fighting bach
2006-09-25 - My Baby Just Cares Fermi
2006-09-22 - Luftly
2006-09-19 - Octopuppies vs Squittens
2006-09-18 - Swellow
2006-09-18 - Levitt of Center
2006-09-16 - It behoovers you
2006-09-11 - Sub Herbs
2006-09-08 - Phoneyard
2006-09-06 - Disdain this Dane
2006-09-04 - Seattle it like men
2006-09-03 - Impowerment
2006-08-30 - Best Laid Plancks
2006-08-29 - Evening Noose
2006-08-26 - Refrigerator Frasier
2006-08-25 - P'oceans
2006-08-24 - Capitalisman
2006-08-23 - Rib Eyestake
2006-08-22 - Purpleous
2006-08-21 - Haul a day
2006-08-20 - Low Brow Lowenbrau
2006-08-15 - Jung and Lovely
2006-08-10 - Coffee, tea, army
2006-08-06 - Saulad fork
2006-08-03 - Dock Eat Dock
2006-07-31 - Chocolate miouxse
2006-07-17 - Saladbration
2006-07-16 - Dirty Dantsing
2006-07-10 - Magicizer
2006-07-03 - Whobermensch
2006-06-29 - The Evening Noose
2006-06-20 - Fever!
2006-06-18 - There's money in pancakes
2006-06-10 - Lawn Forcement
2006-06-04 - Liebations
2006-05-31 - Throwing down, throwing up
2006-05-29 - Scotch & Sniff
2006-05-27 - Dig your own grief
2006-05-25 - Such bad news
2006-05-23 - Pledge of Intelligentsia
2006-05-17 - Cured
2006-05-14 - It's bad news.
2006-05-11 - Haut Tamale
2006-05-07 - Aaron Sorkin's Dialog Writing Boot Camp
2006-05-07 - Very siouxperstitious
2006-04-30 - Sham peon ship
2006-04-25 - Olympia, oh lumpia
2006-04-13 - Indignant NPR Commenter
2006-04-12 - New conspiracy theory to grab onto
2006-04-11 - Knewmatic!
2006-04-09 - Free Burrito. Freebird, et tu?
2006-04-04 - Wachovia, walk over here
2006-03-31 - Bedazzler!
2006-03-28 - Overexposer
2006-03-28 - No, I'm afraid I don't have to see them live
2006-03-23 - Trouble in the heirline industry
2006-03-16 - Souffle sue flay
2006-03-14 - Capital Eyes
2006-03-12 - Simpillicity
2006-03-10 - Housing and Urbane Development
2006-03-08 - Sock full of batteries
2006-03-08 - My friend Dave
2006-03-07 - Explaining the Controversy Over \"Warren Tell Us: Why Yurt Tapping?\"
2006-03-05 - Pike's Pique
2006-03-02 - Triscuits: Not a significant source of regret
2006-03-02 - Craisin in the Sun
2006-03-01 - USA PEACH TREAT Act
2006-02-26 - New Social Network
2006-02-25 - Aztheque
2006-02-24 - Space Age Bach-Lore Pad
2006-02-23 - One of my better ideas
2006-02-23 - Extradimentionables
2006-02-23 - Ask an Expert
2006-02-21 - Hypodermic needs, wants
2006-02-20 - Let's blame those guys
2006-02-17 - More about the stupid olympics
2006-02-12 - Dude has no mercy
2006-02-12 - Freechrade
2006-02-09 - Guilt, man. I got some guilt.
2006-02-06 - Tips for Hosting a Party
2006-02-05 - Streets filled with water plz advise
2006-02-05 - Marquis Marque
2006-02-03 - The Saddest Cars
2006-01-26 - I am concerned our borders might be disappearing
2006-01-14 - Ebbsession
2006-01-12 - Czecking accounts
2006-01-02 - Innocuous conception
2005-12-28 - Interior de-sigh-n
2005-12-25 - Christmas, after the presents
2005-12-24 - CANDYTECH SUCKS
2005-12-24 - Cleaning
2005-12-22 - Email
2005-12-21 - Novus By the Trail of Dead
2005-12-19 - Sioux Me!
2005-12-19 - Plastige
2005-12-18 - Copathetic
2005-12-13 - Restaurants!
2005-12-12 - college brochures
2005-12-11 - Wreakonstruction
2005-12-09 - Kneether
2005-12-07 - Everyjam
2005-12-05 - Mathtub toys
2005-12-05 - The Meeting
2005-12-04 - Say Your Pears
2005-12-02 - The Local News, from Seattle
2005-11-30 - Let us go then, ennui
2005-11-27 - Anna-theme-a
2005-11-22 - Still eat peanut butter with my fingers
2005-11-22 - Duhnial
2005-11-19 - Support Our Troupes
2005-11-17 - Just spill your guts to me
2005-11-16 - People Before Prophets
2005-11-16 - Aweditorium
2005-11-12 - Superfluous Rex
2005-11-11 - Pack of cigarettes, short length of hose
2005-11-07 - A Dressing and a Curse
2005-11-05 - Fishing
2005-11-01 - Don't hold my hand - it's creepy
2005-10-31 - Penny Loavers
2005-10-30 - Binge-ferno
2005-10-22 - Guns Blazing
2005-10-13 - Jumbo Liar
2005-10-12 - Katsopolis!
2005-10-09 - The Salad Dressing Problem
2005-10-08 - Armada
2005-10-06 - Sockdolager
2005-10-03 - Trystcuits
2005-09-17 - Flesh tuxedo
2005-09-13 - Here's to you, Coca-Cola Zero, a nation turn's its lonely eyes to you
2005-06-22 - I wake up to NPR: a Madlib
2005-05-18 - Babies can't type
2005-05-17 - Opinion Page: America's Dependence on Furren Ale
2005-05-16 - My So-Called Nuclear Option
2005-05-04 - Vote for Me: Rough Draft of a Stump Speech
2005-05-01 - It's nice because it leaves a trail - you can't get lost!
2005-04-20 - Mountain Dew Baja Blast; Pride
2005-03-24 - Landed
2005-02-12 - iSorry iForsake iPod
2005-02-06 - A Message from Our Sponsors
2005-01-25 - Self Actualization through Email
2005-01-25 - Chevre Bitter Drop
2005-01-23 - Cinco de Baio
2005-01-21 - Key Largo, Manchego
2005-01-16 - Confit is for Closers
2005-01-10 - Hello. My name is Tex and I have a problem.
2005-01-07 - Tsarkansas
2005-01-04 - Strategies for Actively Living Passive-Aggressively, for Generally Passive Misanthropic People (Like Myself)
2004-12-31 - New Year Sieve
2004-12-07 - Etouffee.
2004-11-25 - Make an effort
2004-11-17 - Switch
2004-11-13 - Baseball Satire in Cartoons?
2004-11-09 - Noun
2004-11-09 - Northern Lights
2004-11-07 - Coffee is for cloture
2004-11-06 - Announcement
2004-11-03 - Love Letters from Convicts
2004-11-03 - Love Letters from Convicts
2004-10-31 - Peared
2004-10-25 - Take the stairs or the window
2004-10-21 - Facial hair
2004-10-19 - I've got a crash
2004-10-15 - Yours, Trolly.
2004-10-12 - Journalism 201: Writing Better Political Headlines
2004-10-09 - Carew Cut
2004-10-08 - Washington State Primary Stuff
2004-10-06 - The Cheesecake Factory Incident
2004-10-03 - Eponymustard
2004-09-30 - A Debate Worth Watching
2004-09-21 - Wednesday Looks Good
2004-09-20 - I have a future in music production
2004-09-19 - Pressure Cookery
2004-09-15 - Severed the Nerve
2004-09-12 - We call the tough kid \"Pockets\"
2004-09-10 - Poor Excuse
2004-09-04 - Boox.
2004-08-30 - Angry Blade
2004-08-27 - A USGS for the 21st Century
2004-08-27 - No Gang
2004-08-25 - Locker Room Lockout
2004-08-22 - Brass Tacks
2004-08-18 - Hamillion
2004-08-17 - Celebrities on my Bus
2004-08-14 - Stays in the Picture
2004-08-11 - Hello My Baby
2004-08-10 - Surprises
2004-08-08 - Mind Changer
2004-08-05 - \"Metaphor for Life\": A Long List
2004-08-03 - The Perfect Beast
2004-08-01 - The Later On World
2004-07-27 - Thanks for the Pringles
2004-07-26 - Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris
2004-07-25 - Goodnight Moon
2004-07-21 - I'm an American't
2004-07-17 - Coquettish
2004-07-15 - Programmed for Evil
2004-07-11 - Salty Sweet Kind of Person
2004-07-10 - Can't Relate to Yesterday
2004-07-08 - What We Did Was Wrong
2004-07-03 - Doughnuts and Cartwheels
2004-06-30 - Obscura
2004-06-26 - How to Get a Job
2004-06-25 - An Old Soul
2004-06-22 - Donde esta mi joie de vivre?
2004-06-21 - This conversation was empowering for me
2004-06-19 - Baked Not Fried
2004-06-17 - Whispered Something Unsanitary
2004-06-16 - Long Knives Drawn
2004-06-14 - Take an Incomplete
2004-06-08 - Sleeping Alone Tonight
2004-06-03 - We Rule the School
2004-06-01 - There's an upside (there has to be an upside)
2004-05-27 - NWA Powerpoint
2004-05-25 - Sir Readsalot
2004-05-21 - Puttling All Raisins Aside
2004-05-17 - French Toast Connection
2004-05-15 - Generic Title
2004-05-13 - Unlicensed Pharmacists
2004-05-12 - Sir Pantsalot
2004-05-11 - Let's not agree
2004-05-10 - Safety scissors
2004-05-09 - Claire Danes Poster
2004-05-05 - Stupid theme entry
2004-05-01 - Sentimental Realist
2004-04-24 - You move me, telepatchically
2004-04-17 - Wireless Stuff
2004-04-15 - Testament to Youth in Verse
2004-04-12 - We put our last drinks back and hit the first red light
2004-04-05 - Edifice Rex
2004-04-03 - Et al
2004-04-03 - Embiggening
2004-03-28 - Signal to Noise
2004-03-27 - Up With People!
2004-03-22 - Stars of Track & Field
2004-03-21 - Sega
2004-03-17 - Dear Windex: There's this girl...
2004-03-14 - Rather handsome
2004-03-07 - Rashes
2004-03-02 - Geh.
2004-03-01 - It's Better to be Wanted for Murder Than Not to Be Wanted at All
2004-02-25 - Job at Chick-Fil-A
2004-02-23 - Gyros are made, not born
2004-02-20 - Sweetness can rot your teeth
2004-02-17 - Pouter
2004-02-10 - Jejune on the West Coast
2004-02-08 - Coffee black / parole denied
2004-02-04 - Hovercrafts
2004-01-29 - Future nostalgia
2004-01-27 - TV Factory
2004-01-23 - But this feeling isn't so hi-fi
2004-01-21 - And this is society�s fault because
2004-01-17 - Father will disown you
2004-01-15 - Waste my cyclops time
2004-01-13 - I'll be home when I'm sleeping
2004-01-12 - Forgive me I've forgot your name
2004-01-10 - Completely meaningless title
2004-01-08 - Overgrown, overblown
2004-01-07 - Thickfreakness
2004-01-06 - We can't ever go back to New Hampshire
2004-01-04 - Worcester's last stand
2004-01-02 - Also by the author
2004-01-01 - Mr. Sugar Cube
2003-12-27 - Old Eliku's Yale-Style Saltpeter Chili
2003-12-24 - Double Bacon Genius Burger
2003-12-22 - The Best
2003-12-21 - Mind the misty sea
2003-12-19 - Hey, chief, let's talk why not?
2003-12-17 - Skog and Missoura
2003-12-15 - Inquire
2003-12-14 - His brushes with success were just an accident
2003-12-14 - More an antique Roman than a Dane
2003-12-10 - That's called conductivity.
2003-12-05 - A noctilucent bride
2003-12-04 - State of the Union
2003-12-02 - Birthday?
2003-12-02 - Social vertigo
2003-11-30 - State Song Review
2003-11-30 - 2 AM Risotto
2003-11-28 - In which there's an interview
2003-11-25 - I've got a weak heart
2003-11-24 - River becomes an ocean
2003-11-23 - Wild boar problem
2003-11-22 - Planet Upswing
2003-11-21 - Secret agent spy, come to see why - S-E-X-X-Y
2003-11-20 - Stories for spongebaths
2003-11-19 - Only slightly
2003-11-17 - This is why I can't have nice things
2003-11-15 - Cookie in one hand, wig on her head
2003-11-13 - Wishes, fishes, etc.
2003-11-11 - No whammy no whammy STOP!
2003-11-09 - Rise up with fists
2003-11-07 - In a motel room in Delacroix
2003-11-05 - I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy
2003-11-05 - How to Be a Debate Moderator
2003-11-05 - Lay rest the sugar, lay rest the holiday.
2003-11-03 - Sic transit gloria
2003-11-02 - Your s's look life f's to me
2003-11-02 - Jenny Ondioline
2003-11-01 - The Worst Days
2003-10-31 - On a molecular level
2003-10-30 - Do you need venture capital?
2003-10-28 - The first thing that you want
2003-10-28 - Will be the last thing you ever need
2003-10-26 - Food Box: Go or No Go
2003-10-26 - Daylight Savings
2003-10-26 - Should've started a long time ago
2003-10-24 - Thus Spake Me
2003-10-21 - How to Survive a Broken Heart
2003-10-21 - Tuesday Under Glass
2003-10-19 - No, I'm not a bachelor
2003-10-18 - Nor are we from Nevada
2003-10-17 - Whorigami
2003-10-16 - Delciousaurus
2003-10-15 - He Who Moseys
2003-10-13 - What They Do
2003-10-13 - Conspiracy Theory
2003-10-11 - Land of the Lost or Never Had
2003-10-11 - A thirsty sloth
2003-10-09 - If we can put a man on the moon, surely I can win your heart
2003-10-06 - Thanks
2003-10-04 - Love is under the sofa
2003-10-04 - A henna tattoo that says \"forever\"
2003-10-01 - Fifty Four Forty or Fight
2003-09-29 - Cook your rice in stock instead of water
2003-09-27 - Theo, Theo and Theo
2003-09-24 - This one, he wants to buy you rockets
2003-09-20 - Pro-bono wedding planner
2003-09-20 - A short stack, please
2003-09-19 - Pain relief you can count on
2003-09-18 - Birthday cake!!!
2003-09-12 - Just a question
2003-09-10 - Monkey's gone to heaven
2003-09-09 - All wrapped up in the ribbons of your heart
2003-09-03 - September is a relatively cruel month, too
2003-08-31 - Presently tense
2003-08-30 - In which there's an imagined job interview
2003-08-28 - Breakfast with you
2003-08-25 - Grow old, trousers rolled, etc.
2003-08-24 - A \"wait and see\" approach
2003-08-23 - A teaspoon short
2003-08-23 - Black and white cookies
2003-08-22 - Too much/ too often. Too old/ too fast.
2003-08-21 - Denver and its discontents
2003-08-20 - Irony and its discontents
2003-08-19 - And what have you.
2003-08-18 - Krodos is my copilot. Kang is yours.
2003-08-17 - Brunch eatin' popinjay
2003-08-17 - Chicks dig guys with an eye patch
2003-08-15 - You're so 1988
2003-08-14 - Flesh side up
2003-08-12 - Call me \"Sourdough.\"
2003-08-11 - Cajun.
2003-08-10 - Wet Hot American Summer
2003-08-10 - Texasaurus
2003-08-08 - The Year of The Lemon-Lime Gatorade
2003-08-08 - A shark wrangler's proposal
2003-08-07 - A beveragated life
2003-08-06 - Ethanol powered
2003-08-05 - The Benevolent Captain
2003-08-05 - Gawky ingenue
2003-08-03 - The world's greatest prom dress
2003-08-02 - Our Tragic Hero
2003-08-01 - Schooling the Department of Education
2003-07-29 - Jelly bean combinations
2003-07-29 - He's a furlong short of a mile. Or seven furlongs.
2003-07-28 - The Savvy Traveler
2003-07-28 - Perfect midnight
2003-07-27 - Platitudes.
2003-07-25 - Were 'The Matrix' directors ever called \"directrixes\"?
2003-07-24 - Today is the universe's birthday.
2003-07-23 - Hey. It' s me.
2003-07-22 - I own a pizza peel
2003-07-21 - Noodle-armed choir boy
2003-07-20 - Statutory cacciatore
2003-07-19 - Current and stylish
2003-07-18 - We were parenthetical lovers
2003-07-17 - I'll do it for a peanut.
2003-07-15 - A classy, classy dame
2003-07-14 - Tear off your own head, it's a doll revolution
2003-07-13 - Oh, Anna, you're a house with many rooms
2003-07-11 - Sugary surgery.
2003-07-10 - " Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful."
2003-07-09 - Quixotically yours, K.
2003-07-08 - Oreos, absinthe and a Hot Pocket
2003-07-07 - He's possibly possible.
2003-07-06 - XOXO, Christopher Walken
2003-07-05 - Call me Sweet Thing. Call me, sweet thing.
2003-07-04 - Molly Ringwald, who has yet to accept an invitation to any of my birthday parties
2003-07-03 - She raised the perfect boy
2003-07-02 - Hooray Day
2003-07-01 - VH1 should do something about the band Sponge.
2003-06-30 - In which I discover my inner 15 year old girl
2003-06-29 - Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins.
2003-06-27 - We should take people who close letters with "Cheers" out to the woodshed and hit them
2003-06-23 - Mentor me
2003-06-22 - Sugar: even better than you remembered
2003-06-21 - Alumni notes
2003-06-20 - Relish
2003-06-19 - Adlibbed obscenities
2003-06-18 - Business school rankings REVEALED
2003-06-18 - Anthony Michael Hall
2003-06-16 - An entry with a very low entertainment to word ratio.
2003-06-14 - Mindshare to maximize the competencies at your center of excellence.
2003-06-13 - Elementary School Lunch Ratings Project
2003-06-12 - I see through your tricks.
2003-06-11 - Vacation
2003-06-10 - Stealing bases, sacrifice flies
2003-06-09 - I'm right here, still not famous.
2003-06-09 - Boy meets gorilla
2003-06-08 - In which I complain about the thoughtless exclusion of a certain team from a "best outfield" list
2003-06-06 - She said "no" to Fresno
2003-06-04 - Hitting with a broomstick
2003-06-03 - In which I complain about certain reminders of getting older
2003-06-03 - 32 oz = 900 ml
2003-05-30 - Havening
2003-05-27 - Strawberry shortcake
2003-05-25 - Hey baby hey baby hey
2003-05-23 - In which I write like I have learned English from a bad turn of the century textbook
2003-05-20 - That's just pirate talk
2003-05-19 - Pornography/cooking shows
2003-05-17 - When it was a game
2003-05-15 - Gold plated diapers
2003-05-12 - Rock salt
2003-05-09 - Her kisses are distinctly Midwestern
2003-05-06 - About Past Interviews and Interviewers
2003-05-05 - Impromptu dinner party
2003-05-04 - I'll be your man
2003-05-03 - Sick in a wonderful way
2003-05-01 - Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose.
2003-04-29 - More cowbell!
2003-04-29 - Crapulence: not so bad after all
2003-04-28 - I like the cut of your jib.
2003-04-25 - Our Lady of the Unnecessary Wedding
2003-04-25 - \"The France Chainsaw Massacre\" - just doesn't sound right
2003-04-24 - I get along.
2003-04-23 - I got nothing.
2003-04-22 - I'm talking 'bout L-U-V
2003-04-22 - The Answer Key
2003-04-21 - I am a scientist
2003-04-20 - She heightened everything
2003-04-18 - Television plus some other stuff.
2003-04-17 - I Love Your Brain
2003-04-16 - It takes a little getting used to
2003-04-16 - Getting Rich Quick
2003-04-15 - Quit that Jibber Jabber
2003-04-13 - My personal finances
2003-04-12 - Showboat angel
2003-04-11 - I Want to Live on an Abstract Plain
2003-04-10 - Anaheim 3, Seattle 0
2003-04-09 - Sour Times
2003-04-09 - Fast Paced Nation
2003-04-08 - All I asked for is instant pleasure
2003-04-06 - Until I Finish This Diet Coke
2003-04-06 - Discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon
2003-04-04 - Miscellany, 9 items
2003-04-04 - Interview Preparation: The Sartorial and Grooming Questions
2003-04-03 - My Cause is Just
2003-04-03 - Robot Fiction
2003-04-02 - Reply to Donation Solicitation from my University
2003-03-31 - Unsolicited email: a reply
2003-03-31 - Thumb wars and hockey sticks
2003-03-30 - Thermodynamics for the Slightly-Less-than-Sober
2003-03-29 - About Naming Adult Films
2003-03-28 - A Vision from the Future of an Alternate Universe
2003-03-27 - Maybe it's you
2003-03-27 - High School
2003-03-26 - Hello!
2003-03-26 - Punk rock or not?
2003-03-26 - Dear Mr. John D. and Mrs. Catherine T. MacArthur,
2003-03-26 - Salt
2003-03-26 - Reports
2003-03-26 - Floating
2003-03-26 - Warrior
2003-03-26 - Categorize
2003-03-26 - Systems Support Rockstars
2003-03-25 - Seven Eleven
2003-03-25 - Self-affirming directions for the unemployed
2003-03-24 - Why I get out of bed
2003-03-24 - Deep
2003-03-24 - Lost in the Supermarket
2003-03-24 - Breakfast Anytime
2003-03-24 - Express your love to me
2003-03-24 - Complain mightily about ergonomics
2003-03-23 - Why should bagels be refrigerated?
2003-03-24 - Spy kid
2003-03-24 - What does terror alert high mean to me?
2003-03-24 - Mixed metaphors
2003-03-24 - About buffet-style restaurants

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