Another potential job called. This would be, yet again, a job with "analyst" in the title. Obviously, you are wondering just how punk rock I could be if people think I have the potential to be good at pushing numbers around on a computer. I offer you two lists:
- I am punk rock because:
- I feel no sense of urgency to get a real job
- I've smashed antique office equipment
- I've been arrested
- I don't even care when I get copier toner all over my shoes
- I have street credibility
- I listened to Notorious BIG almost everyday on my commute - when I had a job
- I am not punk rock because:
- my lack of a sense of urgency worries me
- I used to program computers for a job
- the office equipment was smashed only because it had died years earlier
- I spent 10 minutes washing the toner off my hands and worry that the soap is drying out my hands
- I live with my parents
- I own more books about cultural theory than I do rap albums
