When someone asks you what things you would take to desert island, etc. I can never seem to think of my glasses as a thing like that. But I'd be a mess without them.
Last night's Simpsons was awful. Here's a list of past episodes that it did not reference, but chose instead to just draw plot mechanisms from:
-Bart v. Australia, obviously
-the one where Bart and Milhouse get $20 and drink the all-syrup Squishee
-Mr. Plow/Plow King
-Homer and the IRS episode/trillion dollar bill
-Abe inherits the money from Bea
-Mr. Burns casino/Marge's gambling problem
-New York episode, sort of
-the witness protection program/Sideshow Bob rake scene
Family Guy may return with up to THIRTY FIVE new episodes
Found a great pastrami sandwich today. In the social pyramid of deli meat, pastrami lords over all others with a delicious iron fist. Pepsi Vanilla makes Vanilla Coke look like the Coca-Cola corporation is run by a bunch of fidgety, twitchy 5th graders who dip Lik-A-Maid sticks in ether all day. Vanilla Coke just tastes bad, like chemicals - a vanilla air freshener or vanilla shoe inserts or a vanilla flavored Marlboro. It tastes fake. Not that Pepsi's vanilla is tastes real, but it's at least agreeable.
This is so fucking recursive that it's barely visible to the naked eye.
