FAQ
1. Why has the site become Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris?
Through our respective agents' discussions, we realized that the great, refreshing taste of Electrolox Ginger Ale and my incoherent novelty-text would have a great number of synergies, particularly since the people who read this site are hip, intelligent literati who enjoy a refreshing ginger ale and serve as thought leaders and arbiters of good taste for their respective peer groups. Electrolox Ginger Ale and Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris believe in the spirit of independence and thought leadership.
2. What will happen to Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris?
Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris will continue to have the low quality sugar-addled ramblings you've come to expect, except now it will have a consistent theme: the great, refreshing taste of Electrolox Ginger Ale.
3. How should I refer to the site?
Please refer to it as Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris or Electrolox Ginger Ale presents http://kidtetris.diaryland.com. Also acceptable are:
-Kid Tetris presented by Electrolox Ginger Ale
-http://kidtetris.diaryland.com presnted by Electrolox Ginger Ale
-Electrolox Ginger Ale's Kid Tetris
-Electrolox Ginger Ale's http://kidtetris.diaryland.com
4. What is Electrolox Ginger Ale?
Electrolox Ginger Ale is a great, refreshing ginger ale is perfect for breakfast, lunch, dinner, parties, weddings, funerals, box socials or any time you are feeling thirsty, hungry, full, satiated, logey, frustrated, disgusted, forlorn, elated, irrational, patriotic, sober or delighted. Electrolox Ginger Ale is an exciting product because it represents the frontier of microbrewed ginger ales. Gifted ginger ale artisans craft the ginger ale in small batches in multi-purpose washing machines. As its name suggests, Electrolox Ginger Ale is at the vanguard of technological innovation in microbrewing ginger ale.
5. How much is the naming rights deal worth to Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris?
It is our policy to not discuss our legal or financial matters, but we understand this is an exciting relationship and can assure you that it partially guarantees that the financial and thirst quenching needs of our staff (~75 FTE) will be ensured for the next 3 years, with a mutual option for a 4th.
6. Are you selling out?
No.
7. What other naming rights opportunities are available at Electrolox Ginger Ale presents Kid Tetris?
Provided you are not engaged in the manufacture of great, refreshing handcrafted microbrewed ginger ale, like Electrolox Ginger Ale, there are a wealth of naming rights opportunities. Electronically, we will offer the name of posts for a nominal fee. We will also offer lifestyle nouns for sale.
For example, suppose your company - Yancey's Hi-Quality Widgets - purchases the naming rights to my meals. Instead of saying "I had a great, refreshing Electrolox Ginger Ale with my dinner," I will instead say, "I had a great, refreshing Electrolox Ginger Ale with my dinner presented by Yancey's Hi-Quality Widgets." The opportunities for lifestyle branding are endless. A few more examples include my family, my clothes, my apartment, my boss, my computer, the bus, books, vacations - limitless possibilities, really.
