Work's been crap lately (and I'm not sure that it will get better in the forseeable future). I've been actively looking for a new job, for a variety of reasons. If you have something - like finance, investment mgmt or consulting - lemme know. There's a wheelbarrow full of hamburgers or something for you.
There's a bar that I walk by quite often - Tini Bigs - that had a Republicantini and Democratini - maybe they still have it, I don't know. That's fine, but if they were serious they would have issue drinks:
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