Kid Tetris

Vancouver - is this really the best place to live? The answer is no. Why? Because I got lost driving in Vancouver for 8 hours over the course of 2 days. If Vancouver wants to be the best place to live, they need to have better road signage. Poor road signage flies in the face of the assertion that they have a "highly developed infrastructure." I felt like I was drunk, during a snowstorm, driving around a hall of mirrors. It's just common sense. What is this? The 18th century? Get some road signs, then you can talk to someone about becoming a city.

Since kind of goofy companies are getting bought out by much larger companies for insane sales multiples, I am starting Tetris Microgravity and Trans-Temporal Technology Partners. We will research low-cost consumer-oriented microgravity and trans-temporal technologies and also: Ajax, folksonomy, Web 2.0, Web 3.0. Tetris Partners will be uniquely positioned within this space since we will only hire liberal arts majors who have little understanding of even the most basic of Newtonian physics, much less modern physics. We will sponsor little league teams, as well. They will be called the "Tetris Partners Robots".

Rita Cosby's voice is like an aural gasoline enema.