Geo Prizm
Mercury Sable
Buick LeSabre
Chevrolet Lumina
Toyota Tercel
Honda Accord, hatchback version of the mid-80s vintage
Ford Bronco
Pontiac Fiero
Other sad things
Billy Joel fans, who are un-ironically enthusiastic
Space in newspapers devoted to celebrity 'news'
Jack in the Box food
Old people gambling
Internet opinion polls
