It's like $9.95 a minute or whatever for wireless in an airport and you are spending your time getting these mental nitrous hits. It's so amazingly stupid to see this kind of stuff. That sort of stuff makes me want to steal from people, because nobody deserves anything.
But it is revealing. It's like those "it's your last day on Earth, what do you do?" question. If you put it into practice, there'd be a lot of people who watched Seinfeld re-runs or the n-th replay of Sportscenter or, yes, fucking YouTube videos.
Other airport stuff. Two guys, who both seem to have a relaxed attitude toward hygiene, doing some kind of retelling of a "morning zoo crew" routine in the security line. Also a TSA guy being a bit friendly with two slutty girls, which further diminishes my confidence in an organization whose purpose seems to be to function as a bureaucratic obstacle course for the purpose of revealing "who travels a lot" and "who never travels".
Here's a tip when conversing with my mom: don't tell her that what she's saying is logically inconsistent. It will make her even angrier.
New things: A pair of Purple Label shoes. They are so beautiful they give me butterflies in my stomach.
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