In 8th grade science class I sat next to a girl named Tara. We had a really straightforward assignment that was meant to get us to understand the randomness of genetics. It involved flipping coins to get characteristics of a hypothetical baby. Instead of actually flipping our coins, she just filled out the assignment sheet like she was ordering a sandwich from Subway - she picked the traits of the baby she wanted. So she missed the entire point of the assignment. I only mention this because I found out she had a baby a few weeks ago.
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Clipse is irresistible: "The Black Martha Stewart/ I can show you how to do this/ Break down pies to pieces/ Make cocaine quiches."
Also: "So much ice in they Roleys that shit don't tick" - if that line makes you immediately think of this Simpsons episode, about Successmanship 101/"Megatronics" (start at about 5 minutes in, watch for about 2 minutes), then I adore you.
