A rank, a reason and an approximate percentage of days it is the primary factor in my decision to leave bed
1. Spite, or the "that'll show 'em" factor (48%)
2. Bladder (17%)
3. Television downstairs gets more channels (14%)
4. I need to be somewhere/am expected to do something, because if I don't get out of bed someone else might replace me as "lazy, unemployed 22 year old son" (7%)
5. I heard someone leave me an IM. Oh boy... I hope it comes from someone attractive (6%)
6. Guilt, not self-imposed (3%)
7. Self-imposed guilt (2%)
8. I want to grab the day by the nape of its neck and slap it around for few hours, mostly out of a lust for violence, not excitement or actual ambition (1%)
9. The house smells like bacon (1%)
10. The glass of water I keep on my nightstand that I drink before I fall asleep was just knocked over and has spilled itself onto my bed (1%)
