I've only heard of two three Hirams: Hiram S. Chittenden, of the locks, Hiram Bithorn, of the stadium and Hiram Bocachica of the Detroit Tigers/Toledo Mudhens. And Hiram Conibear, father of Husky rowing. However, approximately 0.01% of all men in the United States are named Hiram. Which is about 14,000.
A speakerphone conversation at work: "I assume you are on your way in to work right now." "That's a lousy assumption." "I don't care. I'm an economist."
Postal Service - District Sleeps Alone Tonight; Sleeping In
Frank Black - Bullet; (I Want to Live on an) Abstract Plain
The Sea and Cake - Four Corners; The Kiss; Parasol; Midtown; Jacking the Ball; Darkest Night; Bombay; Left Side Clouded; Everyday; Afternoon Speaker
Archer Prewitt - Good Man; Final Season
Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945
Flaming Lips - Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell
Mission of Burma - Progress
Tuscadero - Nancy Drew