Kid Tetris

Though one of the world's best lives there, I really hate saying the name "Orland Park". Hate it hate it hate it. Someone told me that 'Orland' is the source of O'Hare's unlikely airport code - ORD - but it's actually 'Orchard Field'

If you only watch bits and pieces of Fatal Attraction, it's sort of a love story. I mean, there's that part of you that knows she's crazy, but if you ignore that and change the channel a lot you're kind of like, "I'm really glad those two met each other."

Fuck it. Let's go bowling.