2004-08-05

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

Things that people claim are a metaphor for life:

llamas/alpacas

snorkeling

sports

basketball

trials

crawling

jigsaw puzzles

backpacking

walking

surfing

enhancing performance through "emotional freedom techniques"

porcelain/ceramics

golf

furniture

American Idol

middle school sports

quilting, knitting, sewing, weaving, looming, spinning

baseball

birds

running/marathon

math

delete key

juggling

The Ice Storm

community service

footwear

moving cheese

house building

boating

soccer

Any Given Sunday

driving

fighting vampires and demons

Mulan

The Osbournes

trading

Forces of Nature

Starcraft

Venn diagrams

gardening

The Matrix

tap dancing

the chicken dance

myth of Sisyphus

music

poker

food

business

bike racing

morel (mushrooms) hunting

DNA

chess

rivers

go (the game)

fly-fishing

storytelling

diving (springboard/platform - not SCUBA)

risk taking

candles

rock climbing

football

road

yo-yo tricks

mazes/labyriths

barbecue

art

bike wheels

Psalm 23

partying

movement/dancing

Pilates

The Sukkah

clouds

gymnastics

a script about diverse populations (note: this is obviously a reflection of life, not a metaphor)

watermelon

theater

collage

Lord of the Flies

high school

the interstate highway system

tree

party pants

computer games

jazz

prose

baking bread

kite flying

business practices

roses

old people

Eiffel Tower

Butterfly Effect

taxi rides

the scientific method

sky-diving

crew/rowing

raves

time

the harvest

donuts

candle

fire

soil

smoking

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