Why haven't others caught on to hip hop's perverted brand awareness? If they aren't going to, then we can retool old songs.
Stone Roses, "Purina Begging You Strips brand Dog Snack"
Neil Diamond, "Cheetos: The Cheese that Goes Crunchy Granola Suite"
Dismemberment Plan, "Smirnoff Triple Black Ice of Boston"
Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Sweet-n-Low Brand Sugar Substitute Better Homes and Gardens Alabama"
Air Supply, "Making Love out of Nothing at All Detergent with Stainlifter"
Van Morrison, "Tupelo Honeybaked Ham Company, a Christmas Tradition" and "UPS: What Can Brown Eyed Girl Do for You?"
Billy Bragg (w/ Jeff Tweedy), "Disney's California Adventure Stars" (and Teenage Fanclub, "Starbucks Sign")
Jimi Hendrix, "No Voodoo Child Left Behind Initiative"
Radiohead, "Enterprise Rent-a-Car-ma Police"
Built to Spill, "Kicked it in the Sun Microsystems, Including End to End Enterprise Java Services"
ZZ Top, "Sharp Consumer Electronics Dressed Man"
Van Halen, "Runnin' with the Dirt Devil Uprights and Hand Vacuums" and "Right NOW! That's What I Call Music, Vol 85!"
Bon Jovi, "Martha Stewart Living on a Prayer"
Queen, "Flash Gort(d)on's Fish Sticks"
Richard Wagner, "Die Honda Walkure" and "New Line Cinema presents The Lord of Der Ring des Nibelungen"
