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DISCLAIMER: I do not watch football and the only results of games I know of are Seahawks games. My opinions are not informed.
Arizona at Atlanta
The cardinal, as you know, is the largest flightless bird found in North America and run upwards of 90 miles per hour. It's an easy choice to choose them.
Chicago at Minnesota
Summer drink of choice: the Bears pick lemonade, the Vikings pick iced tea. Use that fact to inform your decision.
Houston at Kansas City
The Texans are getting replaced by an even newer, faster, better, easier to use football team. They lose.
New Orleans at St. Louis
The Rams will win, but it doesn't even matter.
Pittsburgh at Miami
The Steelers are Chock Full o' Nuts. The Dolphins are Folgers. The Steelers win.
Green Bay at Indianapolis
Green Bay is Buick Riviera. Indianapolis is Dodge Stratus. Green Bay wins.
Baltimore at Cincinnati
The Bengals will overwhelm the Ravens with a tidal wave of love and affection.
Cleveland at NYG
Intellectual, these teams are evenly match. Unfortunately, the game is played on the physical realm. Browns, I guess.
Jacksonville at Tennessee
Jaguars are Applebee's, Titans are Outback. Take your pick. You're a big loser either way.
Philadelphia at Detroit
Detroit is the Rod Flanders of the NFL.
Tampa Bay at Oakland, San Diego at Denver, Dallas at Washington
I don't care. In fact, I don't care about any of these games. That's why they g
San Francisco at Seattle
S'hawks by 14.
