Furren ale is ale made by furry people - or "furries." The American government's sponsorship of furren regimes in ale-producing countries keeps oppressive, human-rights violating governments in place for the sake of cheap ale. However, we are approaching the practical limits to our ability to produce and consume ale.
Ale-burning cars and industries are destroying our environment. Ale makes people drunk and excessive consumption of ale leads to poor test scores, headaches, joblessness and a filthy apartment. Ale consumption is leading cause of intoxication among males, ages 15 to 75.
There are people who will say that they prefer furren ale, but a) they are forsaking national security for their taste buds, and b) they can't be trusted - check and see if you still have your wallet after you talk to them. When you hear someone say this, I would punch them and run away. Furren ale is undermining American democracy for the sake of easy solutions and passive acceptance of the status quo.
Technologies that promise to reduce our dependence on furren ale are the transition to a hydrangea konomi (a hydrangea is a flower and 'konomi' roughly means 'to covet' in Japanese - so it's like a strong desire for flowers instead of furren ale), alco-lime Full Sails, and maybe cellar panels on cars.
