Idea: a newscrawl for newspapers. On every page, in small print, all over the page, there are headlines with almost contextless "facts" from the story. On every single page there are 3 or 4 black bars spaced evenly down the page and all of them read the same thing: "POPE GOES ON RAMPAGE KILLS 35 IS HOLDING THOUSANDS HOSTAGE IN COMPOUND IN ROME - DOGS ARE AMERICA'S #1 PET - FLESH-EATING CLOUD IS APPROACHING NORTH AMERICA THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO HIDE IT WILL PROBABLY KILL MOST OF US - AMERICANS PREFER GRAPE SODA TO ORANGE SODA 55% TO 45%"
If something tastes like a "creamsicle", I pretty much don't want anything to do with it.
