Kid Tetris

Brief moments of depression, every single day, being blasted at your face, from television: advertisements for fast food restaurant stored-value cards. The "Jack Card", the "Sonic Card", the "Have it Your Way (R) Card", etc.

Think about someone who buys these. Just think about them.

Here's 2 of the short scenes I wrote about working in an office today:
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: ...
1: Hey.
2: ...
1: Hey look at the new Dilbert cartoon I posted on my wall.

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Person 1: So I met this girl at a bar, right?
Person 2: (walks away)
(silence)
Person 1: (picks up phone, dials) So I met this girl at a bar, right?