If you use SAS but hate using SAS, then join my SAS Haters SAS Users Group. At our meetings we will bitch about SAS and drink punch. We will give awards for the crappiest looking SAS code and the worst problems to have to deal with using SAS. If the voting ends in a tie, then you decide ties with a leg wrestling match or something similar.
2006-04-09
World's Greatest Pizza, by Me: Basically a hardcore Neopolitan except the dough is made with a little honey and it has Prosciutto but no basil leaves. The end.
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