I had an odd discussion with someone who also has imaginary girlfriends - he's just awkward, though, he's handsome enough that girls actually like him. When you go to, say, a restaurant where your imaginary waitress girlfriend works - is it better she is there or not? For the there side, it makes the dining experience more intense and memorable, and it feels like you've accomplished something after (even though you haven't). For the not side, you experience the coup de vie of realizing how stupid it is to have gone there and you can eat your meal in peace.
There was a pilot that used a song with an annoying voice effect for about 3 minutes longer than it should've. It just sounded like some guy was twirling knobs to obscure how awful the lyrics sound (did you rhyme "pain" with any of the following: candycane, insane, in vain, rain or gain?).
I'm going to start a private school that instills my values in children. These include: fervent disgust for famous people, a healthy fear of being poor and passive-aggressively making fun of people. Give generously, because children are the future, I guess.