1. Don't boast. If it actually matters, a friend will do it for you.
2. Be boastful for friends.
3. Believe in other people.
4. Vote knowledgably in every election, at the polls if possible.
5. Every homemade cake is better than storebought, even when it's not.
6. Ice cream cake is a waste of both cake and ice cream.
7. Punctuality.
8. Say thank you more often, more sincerely.
9. Forgive more often.
10. Drive slower.
11. Tip with $2 bills.
12. Pay in cash more often.
13. Your clothes belong to you, not Ralph Lauren, so don't wear his logo.
14. Be proud.
15. Patience.
16. Find a garbage can for it.
17. A wedding ring and a watch are the only piece of jewelry a man should wear.
18. Don't honk.
19. Less ketchup, more mustard.
20. You take out the trash or get the paper wearing pajamas, but otherwise you don't leave the house in them.
21. Craftsmanship.
22. If someone says they know something, they probably don't.
23. Behave.
24. Trust yourself more.
25. Things are probably going to be okay. Probably.
26. Whisper, don't yell.
27. Anticipation.
28. Every swing of a golf club should be an act of optimism.
29. Listen to old people.
30. Vinegar, salt.
2009-03-30
A few reminders for myself.
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