Financial services for prostitutes
To the company catering my funeral: A list of things I do not want: deviled eggs, potato salad, hamburgers, almost anything cooked in a crock pot, whipped cream from a can or Cool Whip, something made from a box mix.
My sister returned from school a while back and before I move overseas, we have been sharing a bathroom. She might be one of the most singularly awful roommates. The cap to the toothpaste tube? She will leave it off. If you put it back on too many times, she will throw it away. She leaves her curling iron on. She leaves her fake eye lashes (wtf?) lying around the bathroom counter. She can somehow use a dozen towels in 4 or 5 days. She applies her make up with what I assume is a shotgun or some type of poorly calibrated wide-angle paint sprayer, since it winds up all over the sink, floor and mirror (and subsequently gets on your clothes before you go to work).
