So I'd like to replace him. These are the characteristics of what a good boyfriend for her should be: intelligent, motivated, and unattractive but self-aware enough that he realizes my sister is the best he's going to get. He should have certain conditions that prevent him from the possibility of dangerous work (flat feet, poor eyesight, etc). He should drive a late-model sedan - completely unmodified in any form - in a boring color like forest green or something and take pleasure in getting good gas mileage. He should aspire to have a pretty dull job in an office and enjoy wearing a tie when he gets the chance. None of his dress shirts are black. He should have no interest in sports or reality television at all - he prefers reading.
Please send a resume along with a list of things you do not like (entries that include motorcycles, 3 Doors Down, and regular Mountain Dew will get preferential treatment).