So I have my rental car* - it is a shapeless maroon Dodge. I drove around a little to pick up a couple of things and then to the Main Street to grab dinner. Coming back, I unlock the car, open the door, and sit down. I look at the passenger seat and all of the things I bought are gone.
Were they stolen?
No. I am sitting in someone else's car - a shapeless maroon Pontiac - that was parked about 2 or 3 spots down from my shapeless maroon Dodge rental. Small town - people don't lock their cars, I guess.
* - One of the stranger things that happened to me when I rented my car. The guy said, "Okay, you're all set. See that blue one out there? That'll work, right?" Well, that was about the only car left, so I said okay. So I walk out to it. And it starts driving away. It was somebody else's car. Which was weird.