2010-10-10

This official version is missing the diarrhea embargoes, but it is an okay tribute to Terry.
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15 for 15 (and 32 for 32). Mormons seem to struggle with transubstantiation.

My sister and I share a bathroom. She does things that make wonder how she manages to the find the effort needed to get out of bed to shower or vacate her bowels.

Her latest gambit is this: she uses a hand mirror for something. She will pick it up from the counter and set it down... in the fucking sink. And leave it there. She simply cannot manage to move it 6 inches to the right or left.

This is on top of her other behavior - she is incapable of turning off a curling iron. The odd part is that she will insist she did turn it off. This is compounded by her practice of leaving discarded tissue on the counter, which I guess she uses for removing makeup. She is essentially creating a small firestarting apparatus.

When someone tells her to put something away, like her makeup, she will simply dump it in the drawer with the toothbrushes. Having the toothbrushes caked in makeup is not a big deal to her, since her toothbrush doesn't find its way into the drawer.

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