Tell me:
a. Eat candy that's delicious but poisoned so you'll throw up later or eat beets.
b. Take a bath in lemonade or take a bath in limeade.
c. Waking up on someone else's lawn or wearing a swimsuit to prom.
d. Endless supply of cereal or control the weather for two weeks.
e. Dinosaurs or the crappy animals we have now.
f. Can only drink your least favorite drink or can only eat your least favorite food.
g. Arbor Day, Earth Day, Flag Day or Secretary's Day.
h. North Dakota plus a cheesecake or South Dakota minus Mt. Rushmore, Sturgis and Wall Drug.
i. Imaginary numbers or trascendental numbers. (Ignore i^i, which is both)
j. Your worst enemy gets to change your name forever and ever or you have the hiccups forever and ever.
k. Total enlightenment during a karaoke jam to "Mony Mony" (and you have to tell people this when you tell them you are enlightened) or no enlightenment.
