A: I did shots of grain alcohol while I watched music videos and shot my pellet gun at the various woodland creatures that make their home in my backyard.
Q: What was today really like?
A: Pretty good.
Q: Tell me what you think about maple bars. Or maple in general.
A: The thought of maple or maple bars makes me not hungry. I don't like the way real maple tastes and the fakey maple taste of maple bars even less so.
Q: Say something else.
A: My grandma will never actually understand what it is I do for work. This doesn't really bother me.
