Kid Tetris ('02) is currently employed as a butterfly catcher. He lives with his actress-wife Parker Posey, their 5 beautiful children and many pet butterflies. They live, blissfully, in America's heartland.
Each Saturday morning, Kid Tetris ('02) eats at Denny's breakfast but he will not order "Moons Over My Hammy" because of its vulgar sounding name. If he wants it, he will merely point to the picture. He has written 4 letters on behalf of a name change to something more chaste, but thus far has not received a response.
Kid Tetris ('02) drank two 2 liter bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper in 4 hours, all by himself.
Kid Tetris ('02) started watching Dawson's Creek and now he can't stop.
Kid Tetris ('02) is trapped in a tiger cage in deep in the bowels of the Congo River jungles. Though he wishes he were at home eating pastries and enjoying Akklaim's 'All-Star Baseball 2004' for PlayStation 2.
In April of 2003, after accepting an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, Kid Tetris ('02) was arrested for possession of crack-cocaine, a mild and harmless narcotic.
Kid Tetris ('02) is unconcerned about his credit rating because he makes his payments on time.
This summer Kid Tetris ('02) will be co-starring with Reese Witherspoon in "Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde."
Kid Tetris ('02) thinks you're hot.
