"Excuse me, but I was admiring the shape of your skull and couldn't help but wonder - is that natural or did your parents use some type of skull shaping mechanism?" If they answer, just kind of smile with your hand holding your chin and say, "Outstanding. Simply outstanding." Then ask for their phone number or email address to see if you can set up a time when you can get a mold of their head.
And if you or your someone you know is or knows the Spanish-speaking person (or persons) leaving voicemail for me, please tell them to stop. They have the wrong number. Or if they have the right number, they aren't getting it that I don't speak Spanish.
