Seattle: literate people/culture of literacy, mild weather, I can get basically everywhere sans car
Orlando: old people in diapers, no bookstores/weird culture of theme park-edness that exists even outside the theme parks, unpleasant weather, need to have car or you will die
Here's how I wasted my day at work today (because I did very little work):
Music Lab is fun.
2 hour lunch.
Making personal phone calls.
Writing incendiary letters to the executives of a certain hotel chain.