2006-11-29
The Pilgrims landed their spaceship in Boston and whence came the dinosaurs and Indians, who loathed the Pilgrims, so much they sat down to eat with them, betwixt the lunch and dinner hour. Much dinosaurs were consumed. The Civil Warring was just too much for the Pilgrims with their King so whereupon time it came to donate the Indians to the ocean, so they were gone, trucked upon to the Whaling boats where they live to this day with the Whales, and that it why there's America. The parade was held and the Mother Queen Pilgrim washed dishes, then fell asleep after she cried about how no one is grateful.
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