Here's a question you should ask yourself: Pfizer announced they are going to STOP killing people, yet you didn't buy any of their stock, did you? You probably sold it, didn't you, you little jerk? What exactly do you want from this company? Do you want them to just continue to kill people? Would that make you happy? Oh, it wouldn't? So you want rather they stop. Well they did. And now look at what happened. It's off 10% today. A company does the responsible thing and this is how they are rewarded. Seriously, just screw the entire world. I hate everything.
2006-12-04
The boy who spends his Saturday purchasing cedar shoe trees, debating whether or not to spend $230 on a coat hook (epilogue: "Yes!" has the edge in that debate and it looks great!) and watching "Annie Hall" for the n-teenth time won the college football pool. This is further evidence that actually watching games or sports channels can only really cloud your judgment. The important thing, though, is to be a gracious winner, so you shouldn't set Westside Connection's "Bow Down" (the version with all of the foul language) on repeat and mouth the words to the song while people are trying to talk to you or ask for your winnings in ones so you can make a vest and short pants out of dollar bills.
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