1. Budweiser Triple Black Private Reserve
I take a can of Budweiser and poor some into my mouth (private reserve), where I put 3 black jelly beans (triple black).
2. Budweiser Triple Black Ice
I take a can of Budweiser and put it in my freezer for 20 minutes (ice), then I put in 3 black jelly beans (triple black).
3. Polar Express
I put a bottle of Night Train in my freezer for 20 minutes. Also a peppermint candy cane.
4. Budweiser Xtreme
I take a can of Budweiser and pour it into a glass with a chopped up habanero and drink it standing on a chair.
5. The Reuben
It is a sandwich with pastrami, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing and sauerkraut on bread. It is so good.
6. and 7. iPods and YouTubes
8. Those dang gas prices
9. Oh my gosh... there's a bird outside my window!
10. Chingle!It's when you are sucking on a mentholyptus cough drop and drink a 7-Up!
Editor's Note: The author does not know what "wine" is.
