2007-07-23

I was invited to a cocktail party with actual people, not my idiot friends. I wonder what it will be like. Old, important people who I assume have moved past the competitive aspect of free drinks.

The CNN-YouTube Debates

CNN: Shark attacks.
YouTube: [Grainy video of some people lip singing to a song]
CNN: Hurricanes.
YouTube: This video was removed at the request of the copyright holder.
CNN: Celebrities.
YouTube: [Some people doing something dangerous]
CNN: Tragedy in the heartland.
YouTube: [A car crash]
CNN: Missing white girl.
YouTube: [Something that most people would consider child pornography]
CNN: The top-grossing movies.
YouTube: [A movie trailer for a movie marketed at dorks]
CNN: Sports and weather.
YouTube: [Some soccer bullshit]
CNN: Travel delays at airports.
YouTube: [Animals]

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