This might be one of the most obnoxious questions in the history of the questions. I think that at some point there will be a kind of carbon beatification and people will become Carbon Saints.
A free band name: Phantom Bladder Pangs. It is what happens when you really having to pee, and then do not go, and then waiting a while, then finally peeing, and after you are done, you still kind of feel like you have to pee. Phantom bladder pangs.
